glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

(via loonygoon)

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(via shouldnt)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
-awkwardgravity:

“Uh, you know when you have that friend who just thinks they’re a loser, and you know they’re not a loser? And you just kind of want to be like, “hey idiot!” Yeah, this song’s about that guy. It’s called, What A Catch, Donnie.”

-awkwardgravity:

“Uh, you know when you have that friend who just thinks they’re a loser, and you know they’re not a loser? And you just kind of want to be like, “hey idiot!” Yeah, this song’s about that guy. It’s called, What A Catch, Donnie.”

(via you-always-feel-it-sherlock)

hanamaehata:

okay but what about a muppets-themed world in KH3

(via clumsyroyalknights)

yuuckchris:

Crying

yuuckchris:

Crying

(via condom)

(via cumposers)

lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

(via wentze)

  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok

heckstasy:

How to Have Sex:

  • spin around
  • S TOP
  • double take tHREE TIMES
  • 1
  • 2
  • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
  • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
  • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
  • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN

(via worthlesstwat)

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

(via worthlesstwat)